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text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;，&#128512;一边打字发弹幕。<br/><br/>&#129297;　　&#128584;还有的&#128536;观众，快速跑到周家豪的直播间去。<br/><br/>　&#129314;　问周家豪，&#128519;周城的爷爷曾经是不是只&#128523;有鸡窝？<br/><br/>　　问他&#128585;，周城小时候是不是偷自&#128077;己家鸭子卖给隔壁的王志&#127790;友</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;。<br/><br/>　　这让周家&#127790;豪看着&#128530;一头雾水。<br/><br/>&#129315;　　“啥啥啥？什么鸡窝&#128175;，什么偷鸭子啊？”<br/><br/>　　“是不是&#128076;我那&#128519;逆子又整出&#128583;什么花样来了？”<br/><br/>　&#129315;　周家豪看&#128516;着弹幕</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;，脸色微变，连忙进入周&#128561;城的直播间。<br/><br/>&#127866;　　当他听到周城唱的歌后，变得一脸&#129332;铁青。<br/><br/>　　&#127847;不会唱歌就&#128582;别唱啊！<br/><br/>　　&#128564;咱们老周家的脸&#128581;都让你丢干</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;净了。<br/><br/>　&#127853;　唉！<br/><br/>　&#128517;　周家豪欲哭无泪。<br/><br/>　　随后想了想，还是&#129296;算了&#129325;吧。<br/><br/>　　&#128512;多一事不如少一事&#128518;。<br/><br/></p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed 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text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;　　“谢谢，我已&#127942;经不记得&#128170;原唱歌词了。”<br/><br/>&#129412;&#128563;　&#129319;　“周畜对不起，别再折磨我了，以后你打PK，我一定帮&#129426;帮场子！”<br/><br/>　　“我358团&#129415;也必须帮场子。&#128548;”<br/><br/>　　“呦&#129312;西</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;，周畜滴，音乐&#128583;家滴干活？？？”<br/><br/>　　“表面上：周畜唱的是啥？太难&#129313;听了&#129325;。<br/><br/>　　实际上：找回放，&#128561;录下来，慢慢听，&#129437;嘿嘿！&#128070;”<br/><br/>　　“....&#128555;..”<br/><br/></p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;　　观众们看着周城那&#128548;一脸享受的表&#128520;情&#128079;，恨不&#129315;得立马上去把周城揍一顿。<br/><br/>　　&#129303;还有的&#129303;觉得这样唱出来很搞笑，听着也很&#129312;有味道</p></div></article><nav class="pagination-wrapper mb-6" aria-label="章节分页"><div class="flex items-center justify-between bg-gray-50 dark:bg-gray-800 rounded-lg p-4"><div class="flex-1"><span class="text-gray-400 cursor-not-allowed dark:text-gray-600 inline-flex items-center"><svg class="w-4 h-4 mr-1" fill="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 20 20"><path 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