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text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;　&#128515;　来的又是青岚，她头发梳成了双髻，&#128079;用发绳扎着，腰&#128520;间有一根束&#129320;&#128555;带把绿白&#128522;条纹&#127829;的彩间裙拢高以方便走路……打扮得一副唐时婢女的模样</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;。<br/><br/>　　嗯，人家&#128525;本就是唐&#129440;时婢女。<br/><br/>　　“五郎起了&#128064;吗&#128523;？真人已经到了。”<br/><br/>　　“起了。”&#128079;<br/><br/>&#127790;　　青岚往屋中走去，一见杜&#129332;五郎那乱七八&#128517;糟的&#127752;模样便皱了</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;眉，&#127942;责怪薛白道：“你也不将五郎把衣服披好。”<br/><br/>&#128585;　　她上前便要给&#128064;杜五郎系衣服。<br/><br/>　　“我自己来。”杜五郎反而慌了，往后退了两步</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;，&#127928;手都不知往哪放，“我自&#128514;己会穿，你忙你&#129409;的，我&#129299;马上&#128519;过&#129312;去。”<br/><br/>　　“那五&#129320;郎一会到二庭盥洗。”青岚行了一&#128557;&#128293;礼，又招过薛&#127928;白</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed 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