{extend name="layout" /}{block name="title"}金鳞岂非池中物有声第三十章 头顶冒烟了TXT下载{/block}{block name="keywords"}金鳞岂非池中物有声第三十章 头顶冒烟了TXT下载,金鳞岂非池中物有声免费阅读{/block}{block name="content"}<div id="reader-container" class="transition-colors duration-300"><div class="max-w-5xl mx-auto"><div class="max-w-5xl mx-auto"><section class="1eba-related_section mt-4 mb-4"><h2 class="1eba-related_title mb-2">相关推荐</h2><div class="1eba-related_grid"><div class="1eba-related_item flex flex-wrap gap-4"><a href="/novel/bZ93L645Mw.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">网游之神魔之域</h3></a><a href="/chapter/nMmTObfzD9/JtKfoW6qzR.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">花药满田 - 第六章 理由很强大</h3></a><a href="/novel/TPQoaiuOGk.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">重生之报应</h3></a><a href="/novel/zbQeKlutLw.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">黑道特种兵txt全集</h3></a><a href="/novel/fWxnGCimXb.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">花仙子养成专家</h3></a><a href="/novel/b2JvWOVjXL.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">ady9映画</h3></a><a href="/novel/TDcfJApX2g.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">作者可乐姜汤的小说</h3></a><a href="/novel/SFRaOf8zZ0.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">温润受被两个攻做到哭H</h3></a><a href="/novel/45rtc369MJ.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">重生之苏时</h3></a><a href="/novel/BYd1eEl3nu.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">方糖qo</h3></a></div></div></section><nav aria-label="彩澜小说导航" class="1eba-breadcrumb_nav breadcrumb_nav"><ol class="flex items-center space-x-4"><li><a href="/" class="1eba-breadcrumb_link">首页</a></li><li><span>&gt;</span></li><li><a href="/novel/Rwy5ZzdApL.html" class="1eba-breadcrumb_link">金鳞岂非池中物有声</a></li><li><span>&gt;</span></li><li class="1eba-breadcrumb_current"> 第三十章 头顶冒烟了 <span class="text-sm text-gray-500">（第1页）</span></li></ol></nav><div class="mb-4 pb-4 border-b border-gray-200 dark:border-gray-700"><h1 class="text-2xl font-bold mb-2">第三十章 头顶冒烟了</h1><div class="flex items-center text-sm text-gray-600 space-x-4"><span>第 1 页 / 共 3 页</span><span>字数约：2236字</span></div></div><article id="reader-article" class="1eba-reader_article"><div id="reader-content" class="1eba-reader_content mt-4 mb-4"><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;　　&#128563;《&#128541;如何有效回怼魏徵》？？？？？？<br/><br/>　　李&#127928;承乾懵了。<br/><br/>　　“还有&#129319;这本。”李&#127928;世民&#128578;又拿出一本册子来给李承乾。<br/><br/>　　李承乾一&#128519;看，又懵了。&#128519;<br/><br/></p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;　　《&#128077;如何将魏徵怼得哑口无&#128525;言》？？？<br/><br/>&#128536;　　不是……<br/><br/>　　“阿耶…&#128555;…这……”&#127790;<br/><br/>　&#129300;　李承乾真&#129418;的满头问号。<br/><br/>　　“&#128070;高明啊，魏侍中</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;，是真的对你很好很好，打心&#128226;底&#127880;里对你好。<br/><br/>　　就&#128530;是他那张&#128518;嘴啊……<br/><br/>　　你也别惯着他，要是以后他对你太&#127928;严&#127829;厉，你就按照这上&#128512;面的说明来，反弹&#128583;……我是说，&#127838;回喷他。”<br/><br/>　　李世&#129315;民拍拍&#128377;李承乾的肩膀</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;。<br/><br/>　　他真是想将最&#129303;好的都&#129426;给李承乾&#129426;，历史上的李承乾被那么多老师羞辱，这&#129330;一次，他都&#129297;舍不得李&#128529;承乾被任何人说一句了。<br/><br/>　　李承&#127853;乾：……<br/><br/>　&#129418;　他怎么觉得怪怪&#128518;的。<br/><br/></p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;　　这是一个父&#129313;亲对&#128578;儿子的正经教育吗？<br/><br/>　　这是&#127938;一个皇帝对太子的正经教育吗&#128293;？<br/><br/>　　为何&#128293;如此狂野！<br/><br/>　　可&#129437;是他心中还是很&#129303;感动的</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;。<br/><br/>　　“谢谢阿耶&#128529;！！&#128515;”<br/><br/>　　有人眼眶湿润&#127775;了。&#128175;<br/><br/>&#129320;　&#129415;　这一次，却不是&#127942;小哭包李世民，而是李承乾……<br/><br/>&#129418;　　这些天阿耶对他的很多关心，是从前他曾在&#129409;李泰身上看&#129321;&#129301;到过的</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;。<br/><br/>　　不&#127775;过此时的他和李泰关系不错，所&#129321;以他只会羡慕，不会嫉&#128541;妒也不会恨&#128077;。<br/><br/>&#128064;　　可哪怕只是羡慕，也很让&#128529;人心酸了。<br/><br/>&#128581;　　可现在，他也得到了&#127838;一样的关爱了啊。<br/><br/>　　“阿耶，我会认真学，好好和&#128548;魏侍中学</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;，我&#129297;不会让他骂&#128584;我的&#128586;。”<br/><br/>&#128226;　　“以防万一，反正&#128586;你要是被他骂了&#128175;，不爽了，你就照着这上&#129325;面骂他！绝对有效！！”<br/><br/></p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;　&#128525;　对这&#127775;点，李世民是十分有信心的。<br/><br/>&#128517;　　因为这两本册子，他都是参&#128514;考&#127866;家长群视频里李清&#128518;照骂人来编的。<br/><br/></p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;　&#129426;　李清&#128241;照一提到一个叫“完颜构”的，&#128564;还有一个叫“秦桧”的，就骂得非常有&#128520;攻击力，不带脏&#127880;，却阴阳怪&#129425;气到极致，简直就是最&#129418;佳怼人模板。<br/><br/>　　李世&#128293;民学会了。<br/><br/></p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;　&#127847;　&#128074;大家都姓李，他拿李清照的东西来用，没毛病吧。&#128064;<br/><br/>　　“而且&#127942;不只可以用来怼魏&#128530;侍中&#127847;，以后谁敢&#127847;说你，你也可以照着这上面来。”<br/><br/>&#128070;　　“好！”<br/><br/>　　“不过还是&#129322;怼魏侍中为主</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;。&#129325;”<br/><br/>　　……&#129437;<br/><br/>　　魏徵离&#129319;开了大兴宫，上了他的小轿子。&#129419;<br/><br/>　&#128537;　他今日起，成为太子的老师了啊&#128161;。<br/><br/>　　他不由想起他曾经跟过&#128585;的那位太子&#128541;</p><p class="mb-3 leading-relaxed text-lg">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;，那是他心中的白月&#127838;光……<br/><br/>　　只&#129319;可惜，斯人&#128578;已逝，留在&#129313;心中的只有缅怀和思念了。<br/><br/>　　这&#128526;一次，他又跟在了&#129297;另一位太子身边</p></div></article><nav class="pagination-wrapper mb-6" aria-label="章节分页"><div class="flex items-center justify-between bg-gray-50 dark:bg-gray-800 rounded-lg p-4"><div class="flex-1"><span class="text-gray-400 cursor-not-allowed dark:text-gray-600 inline-flex items-center"><svg class="w-4 h-4 mr-1" fill="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 20 20"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M12.707 5.293a1 1 0 010 1.414L9.414 10l3.293 3.293a1 1 0 01-1.414 1.414l-4-4a1 1 0 010-1.414l4-4a1 1 0 011.414 0z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg> 上一页 </span></div><div class="flex-2 flex items-center justify-center space-x-1"><span class="bg-blue-600 text-white dark:bg-blue-500 px-3 py-1 rounded font-semibold"> 1 </span><a href="/chapter/Rwy5ZzdApL/SaF7LWZstp/2" class="text-blue-600 hover:text-blue-800 dark:text-blue-400 dark:hover:text-blue-300 transition-colors px-3 py-1 rounded hover:bg-gray-200 dark:hover:bg-gray-600"> 2 </a><a href="/chapter/Rwy5ZzdApL/SaF7LWZstp/3" class="text-blue-600 hover:text-blue-800 dark:text-blue-400 dark:hover:text-blue-300 transition-colors px-3 py-1 rounded hover:bg-gray-200 dark:hover:bg-gray-600"> 3 </a></div><div class="flex-1 text-right"><a href="/chapter/Rwy5ZzdApL/SaF7LWZstp/2" class="text-blue-600 hover:text-blue-800 dark:text-blue-400 dark:hover:text-blue-300 transition-colors inline-flex items-center"> 下一页 <svg class="w-4 h-4 ml-1" fill="currentColor" viewBox="0 0 20 20"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M7.293 14.707a1 1 0 010-1.414L10.586 10 7.293 6.707a1 1 0 011.414-1.414l4 4a1 1 0 010 1.414l-4 4a1 1 0 01-1.414 0z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg></a></div></div></nav><nav class="1eba-reader_nav" aria-label="章节翻页" style="display: flex;justify-content: center;gap: 1rem; margin: 1rem 0;"><a href="/chapter/Rwy5ZzdApL/4qx1ZWHdKp.html" class="1eba-reader_nav_button justify-self-start">上一章</a><a href="/Rwy5ZzdApL" class="1eba-reader_nav_button_primary justify-self-center">返回目录</a><a href="/chapter/Rwy5ZzdApL/f4X2bluLgT.html " class="1eba-reader_nav_button justify-self-end">下一章</a></nav><div class="mt-8 text-xs text-gray-400 border-t pt-4"><p>当前显示第 1 页，共 3 页。</p><p>最后更新时间：2025-07-12 10:47:07</p></div><section class="1eba-related_section mt-4 mb-4"><h2 class="1eba-related_title mb-2">最近更新</h2><div class="1eba-related_grid"><div class="1eba-related_item flex flex-wrap gap-4"><a href="/novel/yQK2HO53eg.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">一个俏妈三个爸</h3></a><a href="/novel/MlyFw6CzB9.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">寒夜初雪</h3></a><a href="/novel/kOgA19mGhN.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">啊哈有人来了啊哈风调禹顺</h3></a><a href="/chapter/gNJij5PSLW/5IJkx6Sza8.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">叶真彩衣仙子齐云宗免费 - 第十九章 听老婆话的人运气不会太差</h3></a><a href="/chapter/M0xATUVoXq/4NtHGWe2r0.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">四个大白屁股并排撅起来 - 第十九章 好像扯平了</h3></a><a href="/novel/hJ9kYyXrsv.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">快穿名器改造身体H</h3></a><a href="/chapter/UVhE9lPcIn/Mu1sIRnFlG.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">刺客归来 - 第二章 还能这么算的吗？</h3></a><a href="/novel/vbqeIFufJS.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">宝贝腿再张大点就能吃到扇贝了</h3></a><a href="/novel/4R8LXF92w5.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">孽情总裁轻轻亲</h3></a><a href="/novel/FbP4gjduEn.html" class="1eba-related_link rounded-lg hover:bg-gray-100 whitespace-nowrap related_link_tag"><h3 class="1eba-related_title">当萧逸沉往你里面放了东西小玩具</h3></a></div></div></section></div></div> {/block}